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ill see you on a different app six weeks after you tell me two hours into our first date that you’d like to get me naked in your art studio this afternoon. i’m shocked and hungover but getting over that with the glass of wine you ordered for me;( you sent a voice memo yesterday and i thought your accent was hot. i also thought your ex wife looked cute and your adobe max interview was impressive but i’m going to pretend like you’re telling me things i don’t know while i eat my eggs in this outdoor barn and i’m going to be very convincing when i do that